The only talent I have is boobs
if we’re dating you’re allowed to touch my butt whenever you want
Scars are just memories on skin.
6-Word Story #99 (via writingsforwinter)
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(Source: thefinaljourney)
if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made
yabba dabba done with ur shit
(Source: dontstop-fitnessprincess)
Fuck me hard and quote lord of the rings
(Source: samskrit)
im crying bc i just read an article saying that bieber literally called his manager at 3 am to say he decided that it should be spelled swaggy instead of swaggie
Macaroni being made
make it rain
Now I’m just singing “go insane, go insane, cut those noodles, make it rain”
Ronald Reggae: “Ay mon, tear down this wall”
why doesn’t life have a motherlode cheat yet
