*sees dog while in the car*
*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight*
Lets stop pretending that pants are even necessary its time we progress as a society
the rich white boy is 100% scarier than the clown like honestly I’m not even making a white boy joke like this character is scaring me more than the damn clown
Has this been done before?
shut the fuck up
tomatoes ain’t no goddamn fruit
chop a tomato up and put it in a fruit salad
take it to the next function
remember what i said when they whoopin yo ass for putting a fucking tomato in the fruit salad
*watches one episode of ahs freak show*
So I had classes that began on monday, but I had a fever, so I couldn’t go to class.
I’m honestly so nervous to go to class tomorrow. What if the teacher is mad?
and at no point has anyone thought “maybe we should not build a giant flammable goat this year”
This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst
this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time
If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.
I literally can’t believe this exists there are tears in my eyes that I don’t remember crying
The most accurate thing you will read today.
"nah it works just don’t touch it"