May 2012
Watchexpertcosmotips:
your typical cosmo girl
Watchdoctor-octagon:
i believe this show is designed for the sole purpose of embarrassing black people
dumb question lol
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Which Tie Dye pattern should I do tomorrow?
can’t decide haha
Double Spiral or Spider?
officialsalad:
omg aquaman is lame as fuck
sh4ne:
vgly:
dumbfuckery:
I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
omg
they are my. not urs.
batreaux:
i’m not like most girls. my head snaps back and a giant pez candy emerges from my throat
Anonymous asked: 1, 10, 48
The best asks, ever.
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
theyellovvbrickroad:
my hobbies include creating natural disasters, letting infectious diseases spread and condemning sinners to hell
Watchnigg-r-us:
this is why i admire black people
shia-thecannibal-labeouf:
Followers that know my name
fonmasterguard:
So no one at my friend’s old high school is allowed to dress up for halloween anymore because one year this kid came to school on a bike wearing a red jumpsuit with tampons taped to him. He rode around the school telling people he was the menstrual cycle
sigh…. friendzoned again…. *tilts his fedora at a slight angle to hide the tears*
I’m tie dyeing in chemistry tomorrow.
be jealous.
queenofteamplasma:
in my spanish class today a girl asked what the difference was between star wars and star trek. and then this kid stood up really fast and threw his stuff across the room and flipped his desk over and started yelling out of rage.
wvnderbar:
instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack
“i like curvy girls” aka you like girls with flat stomachs and skinny legs but with huge boobs and a huge arse
Today some kid in my chemistry class said cotton came from sheep.
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Already having a shitty day.
Come home and mom makes it 10 times worse.
some of you are actually really attractive what are you doing on the internet
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4 days left of high school forever. omg
Does anyone know how to do in paper citations?
My teacher is making me re-do my entire paper because it wasn’t correct lol.
suckmesleezi:
everrythingiam:
sensitivefilipino:
triye:
Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
oh my god
ifyoucarryonthisway:
how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane